I do apologize in advance for not being a six-foot-tall, rich, black, tattooed, motorcycle-riding southern gentleman. Oh, well. Can't win 'em all. It's always tempting not to be yourself here, but really, I'm just looking for fun. I don't have a lot of time for it, so I take it when I can get it. I am recently divorced, and not looking for a replacement any time soon. I'm a 5'11 dark-haired working Daddy of three who's been a musician and a voice-over artist, and I've been in retail management for about 20 years.

I love nearly all women, though angry women are a no-go. Not interested in drama, arguments, sadness, just happiness, silliness, fun. What really turns me on about women is their individuality. You're ALL beautiful, and I'd love to love you all! Really, though, the artistic, introspective type is best for me. Looove the nerdy girls - reading, computers, video games, all good. Musicians are my weakness, especially highly-skilled ones. Other creatives; poets and painters, photographers and writers. *lusty sigh* ...oh, wait, what was I talking about? Right. You have GOT to have a sense of humor, and you HAVE to own your place in the world. We got where we are by our decisions, some good, some bad. I can't appreciate a woman who is in denial or who plays victim to the big bad world. Don't like what life has brought you? DO something about it! So, really, I don't like weak-willed women, except toward being naughty, of course ("oh, no, we really shouldn't do this... oh, well")! I especially love it when a girl knows EXACTLY what her body is capable of, whatever that means to the individual woman. I love it when she likes to show off her skill, in bed and out, and just showing off in general, all you exhibitionists! and proper English, please.